Welcome to the cowsay page. On this page you my access http://www.thekofc.net/cowsay/cowsayrss.xml an rss feed I wrote that runs the obscene bsd limericks through cowsay via fortune and posts them once a day so you can view them in Google Reader. Enjoy
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/ A vengeful technician named Schmitz \
| Caused a disk drive to go on the fritz. |
| He covered the platter |
| With bats' fecal matter. |
\ Now it's seek time is really the pits. /
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/ He hated to mend, so young Ned \
| Called in a cute neighbor instead. |
| Her husband said, "Vi, |
| When you stitched his torn fly, |
\ Did you have to bite off the thread?" /
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/ The limerick is furtive and mean; \
| You must keep her in close quarantine, |
| Or she sneaks to the slums |
| And promptly becomes |
| Disorderly, drunk, and obscene. |
\ -- Morris Bishop /
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/ A cautious young fellow named Tunney \
| Had a whang that was worth any money. |
| When eased in half-way, |
| The girl's sigh made him say, |
\ "Why the sigh?" "For the rest of it, honey." /
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/ Said sneering Mohammed el-Din : \
| "Only infidel dogs put it in. |
| Back home in Arabia |
| We nibble the labia |
\ Till the juice dribbles off of our chin." /
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/ A gifted young fellow from Sparta \
| Was widely renowned as a farta'. |
| He could fart anything |
| From "Of Thee I Sing," |
\ To Beethoven's "Moonlight Sonata." /
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/ And then there's the story that's fraught \
| With disaster -- of balls that got caught, |
| When a chap took a crap |
| In the woods, and a trap |
\ Underneath... Oh, I can't bear the thought! /
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/ A pious young lady of Chichester \
| Made all of the saints in their niches stir |
| And each morning at matin |
| Her breast in pink satin |
\ Made the bishop of Chichester's breeches stir. /
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/ A maiden who lived in Virginny \
| Had a cunt that could bark, neigh and whinny. |
| The horsey set rushed her, |
| But success finally crushed her |
\ For her tone soon became harsh and tinny. /
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/ As for weirdness, the guy who's the tops \
| Is a kinky old butcher named Pops. |
| Since he thinks it's effete |
| To be beating his meat, |
\ What he's into is licking his chops. /
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