Welcome to the cowsay page. On this page you my access http://www.thekofc.net/cowsay/cowsayrss.xml an rss feed I wrote that runs the obscene bsd limericks through cowsay via fortune and posts them once a day so you can view them in Google Reader. Enjoy
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/ A savvy young hooker named Gail \
| Got busted and lodged in the jail. |
| But the jailer got hot, |
| To be lodged in her twat, |
\ And so Gail made the bail with her tail. /
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/ There a young man from the Coast \
| Who had an affair with a ghost. |
| At the height of orgasm |
| Said the pallid phantasm, |
\ "I think I can feel it -- almost!" /
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/ At a dance, a girl from Connecticut \
| Showed an absolute absence of etiquette |
| Letting all comers press |
| Through the skirt of her dress |
\ And wiping the mess with her petticoat. /
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/ There once was a boy named Carruthers \
| Who was busily fucking his mother |
| "I know it's a sin," |
| He said, shoving it in, |
\ "But it's better than blowing my brother." /
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/ Augustus, for splashing his soup, \
| Was put for the night on the stoop; |
| In the morning he'd not |
| Repented a jot, |
| And next day he was dead of the croup. |
\ -- Edward Gorey /
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/ A young violinist from Rio \
| Was seducing a woman named Cleo. |
| As she took down her panties |
| She said, "No andantes; |
\ I want this allegro con brio!" /
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/ If you're speaking of actions immoral \
| The how about giving the laurel |
| To doughty Queen Esther, |
| No three men could best her -- |
\ One fore, and one aft, and one oral. /
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/ The acrobats - Tom and Louise- \
| Do an act in the nude on their knees. |
| They crawl down the aisle |
| While screwing dog-style, |
\ As the orchestra plays Kilmer's "Trees." /
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/ Said a swinging young chick named Lyth \
| Whose virtue was largely a myth, |
| "Try as hard as I can, |
| I can't find a man |
\ That it's fun to be virtuous with." /
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/ There once was a Swede in Minneapolis, \
| Discovered his sex life was hapless: |
| The more he would screw |
| The more he'd want to, |
\ And he feared he would soon be quite sapless. /
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