Welcome to the cowsay page. On this page you my access http://www.thekofc.net/cowsay/cowsayrss.xml an rss feed I wrote that runs the obscene bsd limericks through cowsay via fortune and posts them once a day so you can view them in Google Reader. Enjoy
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/ A weary old lecher named Blott \
| Took a luscious young blond to his yacht. |
| Too lazy to rape her, |
| He made darts out of paper, |
\ Which he leisurely tossed at her twat. /
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/ A huge-organed female in Dallas, \
| Named Alice, who yearned for a phallus, |
| Was virgo intacto, |
| Because, ipso facto, |
\ No phallus in Dallas fit Alice. /
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/ A talented fuckstress, Miss Chisholm, \
| Was renowned for her fine paroxysm. |
| While the man detumesced |
| She still spent on with zest, |
\ Her rapture sheer anachronism. /
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/ A gift was delivered to Laura \
| From a cousin who lived in Gomorrah; |
| Wrapped in tissue and crepe, |
| It was peeled, like a grape, |
| And emitted a pale, greenish aura. |
\ -- Edward Gorey /
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/ A girl of uncertain nativity \
| Had an ass of extreme sensitivity |
| While she sat on the lap |
| Of a German or Jap, |
\ She could sense Fifth Column activity. /
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/ A young lass got married at Chester; \
| Her mother she kissed and she blessed her. |
| Said she, "You're in luck -- |
| 'E's a stunning good fuck, |
\ For I've 'ad 'im meself down in Leicester." /
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/ An aesthete from South Carolina \
| Had a cock that tickled like China, |
| But while shooting his load |
| It cracked like old Spode, |
\ So he's bought him a Steuben vagina. /
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/ There once was a guardsman from Buckingham \
| Who said, "As for girls, I hate fucking 'em. |
| But when I meet boys, |
| God! how I enjoys |
\ Just licking their peckers and sucking 'em." /
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/ A cabin boy on an old clipper \
| Grew steadily flipper and flipper. |
| He plugged up his ass |
| With fragments of glass |
\ And thus circumcised his old skipper. /
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/ The work of Mess Sergeant Potgieter \
| Is not merely reading a meter. |
| By orders of Kirk |
| A part of his work |
\ Is dosing the food with saltpeter. /
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