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/ A water pipe suited miss Hunt;                    \
| She used it for many a bunt.                      |
|         But the unlucky wench                     |
|         Got it caught in her trench ---           |
| It took twenty-two men and a big Stillson wrench, |
\ To get the thing out of her cunt.                 /
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Fri, 14 Aug 2026 00:00:02 -0400 Cowsay WHAT! http://thekofc.net/cowsay 
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/ A fellow whose surname was Hunt            \
| Trained his cock to perform a slick stunt: |
|         This versatile spout               |
|         Could be turned inside out,        |
\ Like a glove, and be used as a cunt.       /
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Thu, 13 Aug 2026 00:00:02 -0400 Cowsay WHAT! http://thekofc.net/cowsay 
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/ A lovely young maid from St. Jude          \
| Once rode through the streets in the nude. |
|         The police cried, "Whatam--        |
|         Agnificent bottom"                 |
\ And slapped it as hard as they could.      /
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Wed, 12 Aug 2026 00:00:01 -0400 Cowsay WHAT! http://thekofc.net/cowsay 
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/ A young man maintained that his trigger      \
| Was so big that there weren't any bigger.    |
|         But this long and thick pud          |
|         Was so heavy it could                |
\ Scarcely lift up its head.  It lacked vigor. /
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Tue, 11 Aug 2026 00:00:02 -0400 Cowsay WHAT! http://thekofc.net/cowsay 
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/ Said a lecherous fellow named Shea,         \
| When his prick wouldn't rise for a lay,     |
|         "You must seize it, and squeeze it, |
|         And tease it, and please it,        |
\ For Rome wasn't built in a day."            /
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Mon, 10 Aug 2026 00:00:01 -0400 Cowsay WHAT! http://thekofc.net/cowsay 
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/ Said a lecherous fellow named Shea,         \
| When his prick wouldn't rise for a lay,     |
|         "You must seize it, and squeeze it, |
|         And tease it, and please it,        |
\ For Rome wasn't built in a day."            /
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Sun, 09 Aug 2026 00:00:02 -0400 Cowsay WHAT! http://thekofc.net/cowsay 
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/ There once was a lady named Carter,      \
| Fell in love with a virile young Tartar. |
|         She stripped off his pants,      |
|         At his prick quickly glanced,    |
\ And cried: "For that I'll be a martyr!"  /
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Sat, 08 Aug 2026 00:00:02 -0400 Cowsay WHAT! http://thekofc.net/cowsay 
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/ A passionate red-haired girl                 \
| When you kissed her, her senses would whirl, |
|         And her twat would get wet,          |
|         And would wiggle and fret,           |
\ And her cunt-lips would curl and unfurl.     /
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Fri, 07 Aug 2026 00:00:02 -0400 Cowsay WHAT! http://thekofc.net/cowsay 
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/ A young systems programmer of Sprotic \
| Found his software intensely erotic.  |
|         In jealous distress           |
|         He wiped his OS.              |
\ It's possible that he's a psychotic.  /
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Thu, 06 Aug 2026 00:00:02 -0400 Cowsay WHAT! http://thekofc.net/cowsay 
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/ A burlesque dancer, a pip                                      \
| Named Virginia, could peel in a zip;                           |
|         But she read science fiction                           |
|         And died of constriction                               |
| Attempting a Moebius strip.                                    |
\                 -- Cyril Kornbluth, "The Unfortunate Topology" /
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