Welcome to the cowsay page. On this page you my access http://www.thekofc.net/cowsay/cowsayrss.xml an rss feed I wrote that runs the obscene bsd limericks through cowsay via fortune and posts them once a day so you can view them in Google Reader. Enjoy
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/ Oden the bardling averred \
| His muse was the bum of a bird, |
| And his Lesbian wife |
| Would finger his fife |
\ While Fisherwood waited as third. /
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/ A gay young prince from Morocco \
| Made love in a manner rococco. |
| He painted his penis |
| To resemble a venus |
\ And flavored his semen with cocoa. /
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/ Have you heard of those trollops of Birmingham \
| And the scandal that's currently concerning'em? |
| How they lift the frock |
| And tickle the cock |
\ Of the bishop while he was confirming 'em? /
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/ An ARPAnaut name of Corvette \
| Had a fetish involving the net. |
| As he fondled his IMP |
| His cock went from limp |
\ To as hard as concrete which has set. /
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/ He hated to mend, so young Ned \
| Called in a cute neighbor instead. |
| Her husband said, "Vi, |
| When you stitched his torn fly, |
\ Did you have to bite off the thread?" /
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/ One night a girl had an affair \
| With a fellow all covered with hair. |
| His enormous red whang |
| Gave her a wonderful bang -- |
\ She'd been diddled by Smokey the bear. /
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/ There once was a couple named Kelly \
| Who walked around belly-to-belly. |
| It seems in their haste, |
| They used Carter's paste |
\ Instead of petroleum jelly. /
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/ The Enterprise crew when off work \
| Will fuck like an Ottoman Turk. |
| Uhura the Zulu |
| Is shacked up with Sulu, |
\ And Spock shares a crew girl with Kirk. /
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/ A sperm faced, alack and forsooth, \
| His moment of sexual truth. |
| He'd expected to fall |
| On a womb's spongy wall |
\ But was dashed to his death on a tooth. /
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/ A gifted young fellow from Sparta \
| Was widely renowned as a farta'. |
| He could fart anything |
| From "Of Thee I Sing," |
\ To Beethoven's "Moonlight Sonata." /
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