Welcome to the cowsay page. On this page you my access http://www.thekofc.net/cowsay/cowsayrss.xml an rss feed I wrote that runs the obscene bsd limericks through cowsay via fortune and posts them once a day so you can view them in Google Reader. Enjoy
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/ A team playing baseball in Dallas \
| Called the umpire blind out of malice. |
| While this worthy had fits |
| The team made eight hits |
\ And a girl in the bleachers named Alice. /
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/ A nudist resort at Benares \
| Took a midget in all unawares. |
| But he made members weep |
| For he just couldn't keep |
\ His nose out of private affairs. /
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/ A dentist, young doctor Malone, \
| Got a charming girl patient alone, |
| And, in his depravity, |
| Filled the wrong cavity. |
\ God, how his practice has grown. /
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/ A pretty young boy known as Kevin \
| Was raped in a pasture by seven |
| Lascivious beasts |
| (Oh, those Anglican priests) |
\ And such is the Kingdom of Heaven. /
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/ A gay young prince from Morocco \
| Made love in a manner rococco. |
| He painted his penis |
| To resemble a venus |
\ And flavored his semen with cocoa. /
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/ Alas for the Countess d'Isere, \
| Whose muff wasn't furnished with hair. |
| Said the Count, "Quelle surprise!" |
| When he parted her thighs; |
\ "Magnifique! Pourtant pas de la guerre." /
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/ An exotic young lady named Suki \
| Once danced in a troupe of kabuki |
| When asked for a fuck |
| She said, "Solly, no luck-- |
\ See here: looky looky, no nuki " /
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/ I wooed a stewed nude in Bermuda, \
| I was lewd, but my God! she was lewder. |
| She said it was crude |
| To be wooed in the nude-- |
\ I pursued her, subdued her, and screwed her! /
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/ A fellatrix's healthful condition \
| Proved the value of spunk as nutrition. |
| Her remarkable diet |
| (I suggest that you try it) |
\ Was only her clients' emission. /
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/ There is a young lady named Aird, \
| Whose bottom is always kept bared. |
| When asked why she pouts, |
| She says "The Boy Scouts, |
\ All beg me to please Be Prepared!" /
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